A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave him a note which said: "I've had enough and have left you... don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while the husband came home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She could see him walk toward the dresser and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone... yeah I know, about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy outfit we bought. I love you... can't wait to see you... we'll do all the things you like."
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage. Tears in her eyes, she picked up her note and read what he wrote: "I can see your feet. We're out of bread. Be back in five minutes."
