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August 5, 2020 - Things I Realized Today

Updated: Aug 8, 2020

When you reheat coffee in a microwave, the mug gets 10x hotter than the coffee.

One cup of coffee at 7:00 AM barely moves my needle. One cup at 7:00 pm will keep me up all night.

There’s actually a YouTube clock that displays subscriber numbers instead of the time.

There are only 700 calories in two regular Taco Bell burritos. I would have never guessed.

The “check engine” light on my Piaggio BV350 likes to go on for no apparent reason (I hope).

Setting up a Patreon page is a hell of a lot more difficult than I would have ever imagined.

If I would have studied Spanish when I was eight, I’d have learned 100x faster than I am now.

Dripping oil has an uncanny way of finding the only uncovered square inch of the garage floor.

If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait a minute.

And on a related note: I'm tired of people complaining Texas doesn't have four seasons. Of course we do: 1) hunting season, 2) football season, 3) fire ant season, and 4) the dry season.

I think that's about it. Time for bed. My head won't hold any more.


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